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sewbergamzee:

tuucker:

when youre walking past a dead body in a horror game and it suddenly comes back to life

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Oh my god you can almost hear the pug’s screams. 

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calligraphicwaves:

If someone cheats on you they do not love you, remember that. If someone cheats on you they do not care about you as much as they say they do. If someone cheats on you it means that for a split second you were off their mind long enough for them to put another person in arms that should only be for you. If someone cheats on you, dear god, I hope you don’t go back to them because you are worth so much more than that.

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Reblog · 83477 · 19 hours ago

hi:

THOSE LITTLE MOMENTS IN BOOKS WHEN THEY ACTUALLY MAKE YOU FEEL SOMETHING, LIKE YOU SMILE OR KINDA GET SAD AND JUST REALLY FORGET YOURE READING SOMETHING MY FAVOURITE

Permalink · 38023 · 19 hours ago

juilan:

deerpong:

juilan:

deerpong:

Nobody wants me I’m expired milk

Sometimes expired milk is okay but only after a week but sometimes my grandfather drinks it when it’s really expired because he no longer can taste anything because he’s like 87.

I’m so glad at least your grandpa wants me tell him to hmu for a date

He said no

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glenn-rhee-pizzaboy:

greatdarknoodleking:

adult’s movies: sex, explosions, yelling, cheap love story

kid’s movies: deep heart-wrenching death, moments where you question your own values, humor, adult jokes splashed in, the secret to the entire universe, sometimes explosions too

"I dunno man, kid’s movies are just kinda dumb"

have u ever watched a good adult movie or did u just watch transformers and think, ‘yep this is as good as it’s gonna get’

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australiansanta:

the best part about big dogs is they have so much more surface area to pat

Permalink · 9688 · 22 hours ago

So we were sitting in class today

arialenelove:

margaretthemagicdragon:

and my U.S. History teacher was trying to get us to understand why it was such a big deal that England had put a tax on colonial sugar, and he goes,

"What if you had to pay a tax every time you logged onto wifi?"

And the whole class just went

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and I heard at least two people whisper “I would murder someone”

I will keep reblogging this in the name of historical science

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monobeartheater:

chief-blue-meanie:

chief-blue-meanie:

“I keep rearranging the letters of my sisters The Beatles sign on her bedroom door.

She is not happy.” 

I’ve given up trying to make them normal.

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ok and now there’s another one

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i didnt know the beatles could become so many words

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